How can gingers not have souls

Do gingers have souls. A deep philosophical question, it's the questioning of whether or not hair colouring effects your spiritual aspects in any form. Gingers are particularly a curious bunch and the Grand Council is constantly debating whether or not they even have souls, let alone how powerful or potent it is. The current conclusion is "maybe" although current tests are so far proving negative results.

Despite all those compliments, why do I still feel ugly? Why do I think having red hair is a crime? As a child, I never thought I was bullied. I had a large group of friends and no one ever gave me a wedgie, but looking back, I heard some pretty harsh comments. Usually, gingers are associated with fiery red hair, freckles, pale skin, and sometimes curly hair. Even now, I find myself fighting that phrase. That kind of response does nothing but give the stereotype power.

I might as well bleach my head blonde. I pull the locks apart with my fingers and fall in love with all the secret, discolored strands, those golden treasures that only I know about.

In those moments, I feel strong. The people of Britain actually believe the South Park episode and fear of being bitten by one of us. Redheaded women get sexual harassed, and the men are treated with very little respect. People with Ginger-phobia, are not really worth dealing with.

I mean, considering they most likely carry the MC1R gene and karma will deal with them. It was back during the Roman Empire that this prejudice against redheads came from. Later on, the rumor and idea that redheads sold their souls to the devil, so to serve him and spread sin. Yes, because the last sin I committed was with a jar of Nutella and Oreos. Oh, no. Whatever shall we do? The Greeks believed that we would turn into Vampires after we died.

There is so much fail in that sentence that I cannot help but laugh. I do need to admit, we are much closer to the vampire race than Edward Cullen from Twilight was.

Not to mention, people are more scared of me than his glittery pasty butt.